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                        NEWS: 
                          So we've decided to roll out our BarHopper program as 
                          an online recipe book. You can still purchase the standalone 
                          program of it for Windows/Linux by clicking here. 
                         
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            YES! 
              You CAN 
              still buy the original 
              BarHopper!  
              It's old but we LOVE it, 
              and you can store your 
              OWN recipes! 
              Click Here:  
              
              
              
            
              
                NOTE: 
                  In order to welcome our mobile clientelle, we've switched to 
                  a smartphone-friendly (more or less) layout.  
                  Bear with us; as we're trying to be helpful, we've tested it 
                  thoroughly, but not on every phone. 
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            go green, vote democrat 
              
            Contact 
              us 
              any time via the Weber Consulting crew if you have questions! We're 
              always happy to be of service! 
              
              
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                                 Welcome 
                                  to the Bar!  
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                              NOTE: 
                                This is the obligatory notice for you to leave 
                                now 
                                if you are under the legal drinking age of wherever 
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                                   Search 
                                  1500+ Drinks. 
                                   100% Free Cocktail and drink 
                                  recipes. 
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                                Okay, We're guessing 
                                  your first operative questions are "what 
                                  is this place, and what do I do with it?" 
                                  Well, we're glad you asked! 
                                We took Weber 
                                  Consulting's BarHopper: 
                                  Gold Edition - our Mixed Drinks Recipe 
                                  software with over 1500 drinks recipes (that's 
                                  right; OVER FIFTEEN HUNDRED. Man, 
                                  it was a pain to type them all, but we did it 
                                  all for you!) and we put it up on the web for 
                                  your enjoyment. You can browse our drinks recipes 
                                  to your heart's content from your mobile device, 
                                  web browser, or any other machine you want to 
                                  use to access the internet. 
                                Now that you 
                                  know what this place is, I'm SURE 
                                  you know WHAT to do with it; find 
                                  a recipe you like, mix it up, and have a sip! 
                                  Take a look at some of our cool Zombie-Process 
                                  swag while you're at it. Have a sip, browse 
                                  a design, have a sip, browse a design. There 
                                  ya go! 
                                  
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                                 TL;DR version: 
                                  We've provided you with this online bartending 
                                  recipes website in the hopes that you'll enjoy 
                                  it. Responsibly, of course. 
                                We'd like you, as well, to enjoy some of 
                                  the colourful, unusual, irreverent, and sometimes 
                                  just plain weird designs/merchandise our main 
                                  site has to offer. Above all, Have fun! 
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                          Sip your drink, and browse some 
                          fun, zany Zombie-Process designs.  
                          
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                         This month's wisdom: 
                          Grandma always said "I'd prefer it if you didn't 
                          swear, but if you're going to say s##t, make it stink." 
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                            Well, 
                            that's about it for the intro! 
                          Have 
                            fun (responsibly) and take a second to check out the 
                            Zombie-Process 
                            site! We promise you'll 
                            probably like something. 
                             
                          
                             
                               
                                See 
                                  somethin' ya like? Click to buy, or check out 
                                  our 
                                  website for more awesome stuff!  
                                 
                                
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                        While 
                          you enjoy your drinks, please enjoy the following sample 
                          of 
                          our (awesomely cool) Zombie-Process 
                          stuff from your gracious 
                          hosts!  
                          We promise to keep it brief. 
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                  What 
                    is this place? Click here or see 
                    below for details, but the gist is you can look up about any 
                    drink recipe ever thought up. Ever. Find a recipe you like, 
                    mix it up, and have a sip! Take a look at some of our cool 
                    Zombie-Process 
                    swag while you're at it. Have a sip, browse a design, have 
                    a sip, browse a design. There ya go!  
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